Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Reasons Men Love Football Fridaze



• Everyone has a chance to “score” on a Friday morning [I scored twice last week]

• You get a chance to play with full sized balls

• You can juggle them and others will not have a problem sharing with you

• For the guys on the other side of the fence – you get a chance to get physical with 21 other guys

• You can whack a guy on the butt after he scores and it wont be considered gay

• You get to be the boss of you for a change [we all know who is the boss at home]

• You can yell, "put it in, put it in!" and that too in public and no one will raise an eyebrow. [this actually happened]

• You can shout "Fall back. We need MEN! and get away with that too. [this actually happened too]

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